Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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