i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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