I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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