He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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