She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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