Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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