All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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