For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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