I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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