she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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