ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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