My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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