Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I deserve this hangover.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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