hell yes lets make some ravioli
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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