Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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