I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I touched a dick in church today
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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