Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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