I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
it's like heaven, but drunker
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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