awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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