fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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