the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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