But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Four minutes until I can fart!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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