Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
