well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Randomize
