please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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