i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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