so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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