I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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