I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
pop tarts are not kleenex
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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