I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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