Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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