I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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