I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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