Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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