So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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