Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You are a genius and a whore.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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