Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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