I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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