i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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