you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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