if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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