i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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