Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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