no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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