He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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