i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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