If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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