sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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