actually, I'm a sock model
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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