i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
